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60+ Amazing Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Quotes for Youngsters

March 1, 2021 By quotes Leave a Comment

Today’s article is about an 80’s American film named Ferris Bueller’s Day Off which is written and directed by an American director John Hughes. It is an American teen comedy film which was released by Paramount pictures in the year 1986. The total budget of the film was $5.8 million and earned a worth of $70.1 million in box office. Here we will be collecting some amazing Ferris Bueller’s quotes and messages.

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes

“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I’m not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? It still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car!”

“The Question Isn’t ‘What Are We Going To Do?’ The Question Is ‘What Aren’t We Going To Do?’”

“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”

“He’ll keep calling me; he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, OK I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What – I’LL GO. Shit.”

“First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not going to be by a guy like that!”

“How could i possibly be able to handle school on a day like this?”

“If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.”

“Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”

“Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

“There is an intruder – male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird – in my kitchen… M-my-my-my name is Bueller…”

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes Life

“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”

“Look, it’s real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I’m in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don’t want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!”

“You’re Not Dying; you just can’t Think of Anything Good to do.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

“There is an intruder – male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird – in my kitchen…”

“The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.”

“Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.”

“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”

“The city looks so peaceful from up here. Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet.”

“Wait, you are letting him stay home? I cannot believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair.”

Obscure Ferris Bueller’s Quotes

Obscure Ferris Bueller’s Quotes

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd; we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.”

“[Describing Cameron’s house] the place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”

“How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?”

“This is my ninth sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.”

“I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, because I’m the nurse who likes to…”

“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”

“Look doesn’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.”

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes Cameron

“He’ll keep calling me; he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, OK I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What – I’LL GO. Shit.”

“Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”

“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”

“It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong… a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?”

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”

“You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.”

“A person should not believe in an “-ism”, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me”.”

“Cameron has never been in love… at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. If things don’t change for him, he’s going to marry the first girl he lays, and she’s going to treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes Anyone

Ferris Bueller’s Quotes Anyone

“Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!”

“[Ferris slowly pulls the Ferrari out of the garage] No, Ferris. I’m putting my foot down. You’re just going to have to think of something else. Ferris! We could call a limo! One of those stretch jobs with the TV and the bar. How about that?”

“[Over the phone] you’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do. Now be a man! Take some Pepto Bismol and come over here!”

“A: You can never go too far. B: If I’m going to get busted, it is not going to be by a guy like that.”

“It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.”

“[Talking to Cameron on the phone (who is posing as Sloane’s father), thinking it is Ferris] Tell you what dipshit, if you don’t like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol’ white butt.”

“He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator, Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. Now I’ve spent my morning examining his records. If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken. I have no reservations whatsoever about holding him back another year.”

Ferris Bueller Quotes If You Have the Means

“I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”

“They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.”

“Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym?”

“Who is it? Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t come to the door right now. I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!”

“Look, don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.”

“When Cameron was in Egypt’s land… let my Cameron go.”

“What? You’re letting him stay home??? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!”

Ferris Bueller Quotes 31 Flavors

Ferris Bueller Quotes 31 Flavors

“Excuse me. If whoever’s in the house is still in the house, I’d like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you’ll get your ass out of my house real quick. I’d also like to add that I have my father’s gun and a scorching case of herpes.”

“Do you know where she is? Do you know when she’ll be back? Do you know anything?!”

“Please don’t say we’re not going to take the car home.”

“Grace, Ferris Bueller is behind this. There is no doubt in my mind, and now, he’s got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.”

“Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.”

“That’s probably because he wasn’t sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It’s a fool’s paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.”

“You hit me. Looks don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed; you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.”

Ferris Bueller Quotes Restaurant Scene

“Yeah, Yeah, Well, uh, it’s been a tough morning, and, uh, we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn’t mind excusing Sloane, I’d appreciate it.”

“Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. [Runs his finger across the car] Hey. Remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? Huh? Come on, that was a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari.”

“Qué bella. [Kisses his fingers] Cameron, I’m sorry, but we can’t pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.”

“Yeah, that’s right just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I’ll dig up your daughter. You know, that’s school policy.”

“You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do. If anybody needs a day off, it’s Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can’t be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate I’ll kill him.”

A whole bunch of people. They said he’s like on the verge of death. This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies he’s giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. Aw, he’s such a sweetie. Gotta go!

“May I interrupt please? Sloane Peterson? May I have a word with you dear? My dear, that I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad tidings. Your father called. Your grandmother has just passed.”

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